California here we come, but we didn't start there

I really really really want to go to Anaheim. Sit in a cheap motel. Watch some fights across the lot. Fear for my life walking the sidewalks in shady neighbourhoods. Go to Disnyeland. Get my picture with Eeyore. Ask Cinderella what shes doing after here shift and totally stand her up a) because I'm taken and b) because I have always wanted to do that. Not watch the high school musical street party again and again. Ride the scary rides. Go to Newport Beach because of well, that I don't want to share in fear of being shunned by certain someones. Go to a Ducks game and give Jiggy a high five and see if Snoop Dogg goes to regular season games. All I wanted to say was that I wanted to go to a Ducks game, but everything else has to come in a trip to Anaheim, or at least 4 to make it reasonable.